March 2010
teachers are so stupid.
Teacher: Are you listening, Kerry?
Me: Yes.
Teacher: No you're not.
Me: I just answered you, didn't I? So I must've been listening to hear you.
Teacher: Urm, well. Just do the work.
Dear Tumblr,
I am very sorry I have abandoned you. Tonight, I promise I’ll be on.
Kerry xo
rhianne teaches her dad about computers.
Rhianne's Dad: RHIANNE WHERE DID IT GO?
Rhianne: You minimized it, you thick twat
reminisce on memories.
right, i was looking on youtube for all the old 1990s/2000s kids tv shows and now i feel really sad. oh, how life was so much easier when you were younger.
“If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If...”
– Selena Gomez
story of my life.
I got arrested today for stalking the Jonas Brothers. My excuse - I was following my dreams. :)
“I would never hurt you. I love you so much, and I want to be with you forever.”
– Nick Jonas to Selena Gomez [RP].
gift of a friend.
I honestly don’t know where I’d be without my friends around me. Tell a lie, I do know. I’d be nowhere.
“If Bieber came in my dream, I would tell him to piss off, cause I want Jonas.”
– Taylor // Kirra.
mentally scarred.
Selena: What's up?
David: My penis.
“Today I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire.”
– FML.
p-p-pizza.
shannon: omfg, the pizza man's at the door.
kirra: tell him he's hot, and that the pizza better be too.
shannon: i would, but his herb-ness is overpowering.
kirra: does it just draw you in...?
“Dreamers, they see everthing in color.”
– Jonas Brothers // Love Is On It’s Way.
boys.
Boy: What are you staring at?
Me: *dreamy* Down there.
Boy: Sweet.. *starts laughing*
Me: WHAT? No, no - I meant the hottie outside! Not, 'down there'.
Boy: Goodbye.
Bronagh throws up.
nurse: bronagh, we're worried that you may be suffering from buliema.
bronagh: no, i ate a condom.
nurse: .... was it by accident?
bronagh: HOW THE FUCK COULD IT BE AN ACCIDENT?
nurse: well, if it was on the.... and you sucked it up...
Bronagh throws up again.
(:
It really is amazing how close you can get to someone that you just randomly met because of a ‘mutual interest’. I started talking to people on Twitter, and now -they’re like really good friends. And all of this is down to the Jonas Brothers. If it wasn’t for them, we would never have started talking. I am so grateful to them for my wonderful friendships. I’ve met...
